A
Well, there once was a man
And that man had a Beard
G
He shaved off his Beard
A
And now he's dead!
A
And there once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
G
She asked him to shave It often
A
And now she's dead!
D
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
A
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
G
Now he's dead!
A B C
Now he's dead!
D
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
A
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
G A
Grow up Beard or you'll be dead!
A
Well the Girl and the Man,
they each had a funeral,
G A
the people who attended are nowdead.
A
So the grave digger came,
to bury the bodies,
G A
and he had a beard and cant be killed.
D
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
A
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G
Had a Beard
A B C
Can't be killed!
D
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
A
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G A
Have a Beard and can't be killed!
A
Well, there once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
G
He shaved off his Beard
A
And now he's shit!
D
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
A
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
G
Now he's shit!
A B C
Now he's shit!
D
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
A
Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!)
G A
Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!