Intro: Am Bearded men listen to me G We were once proud we were once free Dm F Let us not forget our history F G Whoa oh Am Someday we will find a place G Where beards are welcome on our face Dm F Together we'll create a bearded race F G Whoa oh Refrain: Am G We'll start a bearded nation Dm A Bearded population Am G G# This is our aspiration Am G This is an invitation Dm This join our congregation F G To join our bearded nation Am G Dm F G verse 1: Am Our new found society G Will be built on equality Dm F All our education will be free F G Whoa oh Am The bearded will walk hand in hand G The biggest beard will rule the land Dm F All shaving devices will be banned F G Whoa oh Refrain: In our bearded nation Our bearded population This is our aspiration This is an invitation This join our congregation To join our bearded nation Bridge 1: F D Someday we'll all be there G E F G In the land of facial hair verse 2 (same chords as verse 1 but picked) Each bearded man's needs fulfilled Doctors' fees will be bulk-billed The beardless will be rounded up and killed We'll take them to an institution Where they'll face state execution By firing squad or electrocution Refrain: So join our Bearded nation Our bearded population Our bearded operation It's not an invitation It is an expectation You'll join our bearded nation Bridge 2 (same chords as bridge 1) And if you don't agree With our autocracy You'll be charged with treachery And gunned down in the street Refrain: Bearded nation Our bearded operation This is our aspiration It's not an invitation To join our congregation You'll join our bearded nation