C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless man in the flat next door
F D C
I've never spoken to him before and I never will
G F
until he grows a beard
C G
and there's a beardless man in the flat below
F D C
I ignore him when he says hello and I always will
G F
Until he grows a beard
G
Until he grows a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless boy playing in the street
F D C
I pass him and I spit at his feet, it's his own fault
G F
He should have had a beard
C G
And there's a beardless girl I broke her heart
F D C
I also keyed her car, it's her own fault
G F
She should have had a beard
G
She should have had a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless banker, he calls me on the phone
F D C
He asks me to pay back my loan, but I won't
G F
Not until he grows a beard
C G
And there's a beardless man, he calls me son
F D C
He asks me to dinner but I never come, and I won't
G F
Not until he grows a beard
G
Until he grows a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good