Intro:
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, I'm on paternity leave
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, it's just my baby and me
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, while my wife's at work
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I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt
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Baby wakes me up around 5 am
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Kicking and screaming until his face turns red
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He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
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So I give him his bottle, my wife gets out of bed
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Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
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O-oh, o-oh, someone's diaper is smelly
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O-oh, o-oh, it leaked all over his belly
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O-oh, o-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly
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Kiss my wife goodbye while I clean up his bum bum
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It's time for his bath, this is gonna be fun fun
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I try not to get soap in his eyes
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He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
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But if he cries to make him stop, I've got a trick
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I make funny noises with my mouth like this
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Brr brr brr, ga ga goo goo ga ga ga
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Then we play pick-a-boo, it makes him laugh
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, it's a full time job
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, but I like it a lot
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, during his afternoon nap
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I watch The Price Is Right and I make myself a snack
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Cheese and crackers
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If I have errands to run, I take the van
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Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag
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I always make sure his seat's well strapped in
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My baby’s security is important
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Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
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But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock
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So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah
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What should I make tonight, maybe some pasta
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And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that
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5 o'clock’s the time that she gets back
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She asks me how my day was, I say not bad
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It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, I don't take drugs
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, I get high on baby hugs
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I'm a stay-at-home dad, I like Winnie the Pooh
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But my favourite Disney movie is the Lion King 2
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I also like Ice Age
Outro
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That's right I take care of my children
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That's right I take care of my children
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That's right I take care of my children
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That's right I take care of my children
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That's right I take care of my children
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That's right I take care of my children
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That's right I take care of my children
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That's right I take care of my children
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