Intro: E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
Verso:
E A
Floating in space at the edge of time
E A
In a universe that we can’t define
E A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
E A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
E A A5
Yes, we always take the time…
E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5
To milk the snake
E5 A5
Girls do the taco handshake
E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
Verso 2:
E A
Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German
E A
Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
E A
We all take matters into our own hands
E A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
E A
We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)
E A A5
If it was a crime…
E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh
E5 A5
To pull the handbrake
E5 A5
To play vagina DJ
E5 A5
She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
Ponte: E A E B (2x)
Verso:
E5 A5 E5 B5
He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5 A5 E5 B5
He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
A B E
I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight