intro: C C I thought maybe I'd find a friend Em Or maybe I'd meet a girl F Have a great conversation with a stranger G On the other side of the world C Or maybe learn something new Em About a culture or a place F Connect with another human being G But every time I press new game All I see is C Em Guys jerking off F G Guys jerking off C Em Just penises and cocks F G And guys jerking them off F Hold on G This guy's not jerking off C Maybe he's like me Am And he just wants to talk G G7 Hi, how are you? Nope, there he goes Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum