Intro E
Verse
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My conscience finally got to me
Workin' 60 hours a week
A
Leavin' her alone
Bored to death at home
E
So one day I asked off early
B
I dropped that bottle of wine
When I flipped on the light
C B E
You can't im agine my
G
Surp rise
C
They were havin' a real good time
G
Yeah, I nearly lost my mind
D
When I saw the leather an' spikes
C G
Ar ound her neck
C
And he was handcuffed to my bed
G
I thought he was my fr iend
F D
Guess it was all lies
F C F C D
Surp rise
Verse
E
The judge gave her all I had
And he did the same for my old friend
A
Yeah, his Lexus and his house
All went to his spouse
E
So when I moved out
He just moved in
B
He went back to get his drawers
At the place he lived before
C B E
Guess who answered the door?
G
Sur prise
C
I hooked up with his ex- wife
G
Who's prettier and sweeter than mine
D
Now we're living in his ex-high- rise
C G
Ja cuzzi bath
C
Yeah, we sit back in them bubbles and laugh
G
While they're livin' in my run down shack
F D
Yeah, serves them right
F C F C D
Surp rise
E
Surp rise...
G
Surp rise
C
Yeah, that trip to Maui sure was nice
G
Oh, in Vegas we rolled the dice
D
Now it's steak and taters every night
C G
Next week end
C
We're headed off to Disney land
Yeah, I knew he was rich
But, DAMN!!!!!!!
F D
Hell, I can ret ire....
F C F C D
Sur prise