Intro | (D) (Em) | (G) (A) | (x2) Verse D Em Jesus turned the water into wine G A So it seems to me it shouldn't be a crime D Bm But there's a way of thinkin' 'round here G A That as- tounds me D Em You can work all day in the summer sweat G A And go down to the store to get your whistle wet Bm A But a Dr. Pepper's all you're gonna get Em A D Sorry, it's a dry county D C#m Bm A Em A But if I take a ride up 35, just across the county line D C#m Bm A Em A There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress smilin' at me D C#m Bm A If I stay and hang around here Em A Keep beggin' my buddies for bootleg beer Bm A Em My dreams might whither up and die around me A D Em G A It's a dry county Verse D Em It ain't rained around here in so damn long G A You can see it when an old timer tells a joke D Bm You don't smile you just keep playn' dominoes Em A And drink your coffee D Em Thirty miles to the east takes a lot more green G A And they got more green for the football team D Bm Em And 'round here, we ain't seen a winnin' streak since the 80's A D It's a dry county D C#m Bm A Em A But if I take a ride up 35, just across the county line D C#m Bm A Em A There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress smilin' at me D C#m Bm A If I stay and hang around here Em A Keep beggin' my buddies for bootleg beer Bm A Em My dreams might whither up and die around me A D Em G A D Em G It's a dry county Bridge Em A Last time I took Becky to the drive-in F# Bm I couldn't even talk her into a little kiss Em F# A You couldn't loosen her up with a whole can of WD- 40 D C#m Bm A Em A But if I take a ride up 35, just across the county line D C#m Bm A Em A There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress smilin' at me D C#m Bm A I can stay and hang around here Em A Waste away the best of my years Bm A Em F# So good bye yall, promise I'll call, I've had about all A D Em Of this dry county Tag G A D Em G A D It's a dry county