Bb F Gm Eb She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor Bb F But now she's always wasted Gm Eb A total looker, but she's jaded Bb F Gm Eb The kind of shivering wreck that I adore Bb F I can't offer you a rescue Gm Eb But I can tell you what I'd do Bb F I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly Gm Eb And tell my father that I need him back again Bb F And if these words wont drop from your lips Gm Eb I will be your Freudian slip Bb F And flowers might wilt when we walk past Gm Eb And self-help might help when it makes us laugh Gm F Only finding questions in answers Gm Eb You and I are just walking disasters (3x) Bb F Gm Eb She only finds her love in a downtown store Bb F Consumption makes her stronger Gm Eb You're the sweetest anaconda Bb F Gm Eb The kind of lack of respect that I adore Bb F I cant offer you a rescue Gm Eb But when you've lost all that you have left to lose Bb F I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly Gm Eb And tell my father that I need him back again Bb F And if these words wont drop from your lips Gm Eb I will be your Freudian slip Bb F Gm Eb As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel Bb F Gm Eb You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill Bb F Gm Eb And what we'll never want, we'll always need Gm F Gm Right now we need some pop psychology Eb To keep us up-beat Bb F So tell your mother that you love her dearly Gm Eb And tell your father your won't lock him out again Bb F And if these words wont drop from your lips Gm Eb I will be your Freudian slip Bb F And flowers might wilt when we walk past Gm Eb And self-help might help when it makes us laugh Gm F Only finding questions in answers Gm Eb You and I are just walking disasters (5x)