Intro: C F C F Am F C Verse Am We're going on holiday Am C F So why have you got an array of board games under your arm? Am What's the point in going somewhere else Am C F C If you're only going to do exactly what you would be doing at home? N.C F Looks like we're both in checkmate now C F Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales Am F You sink ships when we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail! Instrumental C F C F Verse F C F So stick the kettle on, so stick the kettle on! Am C F C Cos that's your get out call, your automatic response when everything is going wrong N.C F It was you who killed us in the bedroom with the lights on C F Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales Am F You sink ships when we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail! C F Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales Am F You play Scrabble though we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail! Outro (x32) C Looks like we're both in checkmate now