INTRO: B A G#m E C#m verse 1 B A G#m I met you for months last Sunday B A G#m E My oh my, what a happy clappy fun day! B A G#m We started our first jobs in catering B A G#m E Had no idea the pain this cheap pay could bring B A G#m Now that your tickle has become a scratch B A G#m E This ghost train will derail and crash B A G#m Like Blackpool's Pepsi Max E We will derail and crash B A G#m E C#m verse 2 B A G#m You moved my wardrobe out the front door B A G#m E A slight indication of what I've come home, what I'm in for B A G#m You were watching Tarantino loud on wide-screen B A G#m E I catch your eye and the barrel points at me B A G#m Looks like your tickle has become a scratch B A G#m E This ghost train will derail and crash B A G#m Like Blackpool's Pepsi Max E We will derail and crash OUTRO B A G#m E C#m