verse 1: G Lulu's doing haircuts, though I don't think she can see. D Brendan's found a song to match the pace of his heartbeat. Am G Why do I do this? Why do I do this at all? G Edward's on the big white telephone to God. D Charlie's coming on to every person he can touch. Am C D Why does this happen every time I dream in Technicolor, and I live in black and white? G This is not a party; it's a hurricane. D This is not a party; it's a hurricane. Am G And no one really cares, so let's pretend we're all okay. D This is not a party; it's a hurricane. verse 2: G Roxie's made the call although her boyfriend wants to go. D James rolled on the floor, and I've lost all self control. Am C D Why does this happen? Why must it be? I dream of space and time, then wake up in 2D. G This is not a party; it's a hurricane. D This is not a party; it's a hurricane. Am G And no one really cares, so let's pretend we're doing great. D This is not a party; it's a hurricane. Bridge: Am G You're complicated. You're complicated. Am G You're complicated. Why so complicated? F G Well go to sleep, don't worry about me. G I'm just fishing for the moon and artificial sea. G This is not a party; it's a hurricane. D This is not a party; it's a hurricane. Am G And I don't really care, and I'm never gonna change. D This is not a party; it's a hurricane. Outro: G This is not a party; it's a hurricane. D You said we'd never work; you said we weren't the same, Am G And I don't really care, and I don't ever want to change. D This is not a party; it's a hurricane. G Feel free to leave comments!!