Intro: Em7, Cadd9, G, D Em7 Cadd9 G We're smashing mics in karaoke bars D You're running late with half your makeup on Em7 Cadd9 G This method acting might pay our bills D But soon enough they'll be a different role to fill Am I love this feeling G But I hate this part D I wanted this to work so much I drew up our plans on a chart Em7 Cadd9 Cars are flipping, I'm in hot pursuit G D My character's strong, but my head is loose Cadd9 She hits like ecstasy G D Cadd9 Am Comes up and bangs the sense out of me Intrumental: Em7, Cadd9, G, D Em7 Cadd9 The tarot cards say it's not so bad G D And the blades rotate, there's just no landing pad Em7 Cadd9 And better have said it, but darling you're the best G D I'm just tired of falling up the penrose steps Am I hate this feeling G But I love this part D She really wants to make it work And I clearly want to let it start Am We'll build a waterslide G D As soon as I get home Cadd9 Oh and she hits like ecstasy G D Cadd9 Am Comes up and bangs the sense out of me Em D It's wrong, but surely worst to leave Cadd9 Am And she hits like ecstasy (Palm mute G for the build up) So free up the cheaper seats Here comes the Greek Tragedy Outro: Em7, Cadd9, G, D