D Dmaj7
Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true?
D7
Who came third in World War Two?
G
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
Gm D
These things i think about,
Asus
When im out,
A
With you
D Dmaj7
What are the holes in biros for?
D7
Which ones which in the Corrs?
G
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Gm
Coz frankly your a bore,
Asus A
And im not,
F G
And if its leaving season,
C Am
Your second on the bill,
F G
If you wont leave me baby,
C F
I'll find someone who will,
C F
I tried love, im sorry,
C
I tried l-love,
D Dmaj7
Does God ever get it wrong?
D7
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
G
Why is Christmas day so long?
Gm
It just goes on and on,
Asus
And on,
A
Like you,
F G
And if its leaving season,
C Am
Your second on the bill,
F G
If you wont leave me baby,
C
I'll find someone who will,
F
I tried love, im sorry,
C F C
I tried l-love,
Solo:
F G C Am
do do do do do do do do do do do do do
F G C
do do do do do do do do do
F
I tried love, im sorry,
C F C
I tried love,
D Dmaj7
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D7
D'ya think Adam fancied Eve?
G
What if Eve could not conceive,
Gm
And he had to breed with Steve,
Asus
We'd all be gay!