Intro: Am x4
Verse 1:
Am
Put my hand on the Bible
Am
Doing it for liable
Dm
It's suing season
E7
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows
Chorus:
Am Dm
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
G C(add9) E7
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Am Dm
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
Fm C E7 (break)
I can't change how it's wrote
Verse 2:
Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me
I wouldn't know
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan
A real bloke
Chorus:
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote
F7
When my ship comes in
E7
She'll be on it
Am
Eating a fresh kebab
D7
And I want it
G#7 G
And I want it now
(Scat) – play Chorus
Chorus:
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You get the tagger I the clum.
I can't change how it's wrote