D Dmaj7
Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true
D7
Who came third in World War 2
G
did Sooty sleep with Sue,
D A A7
These things I think about, when i'm with out with you...
D Dmaj7
What are the holes in biro's for
D7
which one's which in the Corrs
G
did Geff Hurst really score,
D A A7
Coz frankly your a bore, and i'm not...
D7 G Em Am
And if it's leavin' season your second on the bill
D7 G Em Am
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
Em Am
I tried love, i'm sorry
Em
I tried love...
D Dmaj7
Does God ever get it wrong
D7
Where has Gary Barlow gone
G
Why is Christmas Day so long
D A
It just goes on and on... and on,
A7
Like you,
D7 G Em Am
And if it's leavin' season your the second on the bill
D7 G Em Am
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
Em Am
I tried love, i'm sorry
Em
I tried love...
E7 A
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
F# Bm
duh duh, duh duh...
E7 A
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
F# Bm
duh duh, duh duh,
F# Bm
I tried love, i'm sorry
F#
I tried love...
D Dmaj7
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
D7
Do you think Adam fancied Eve
G
What if Eve could not conceive
D
And he had to breed with Steve,
A
We'd all be gay....