Intro: G Gm7 G Gm7
G Gm7 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C
How Peculiar
G Gm7 G
I am all of the above babe,
Gm7 G
Johnny long strokes to the grave
Gm7 D5 Bb5
saving all the stamps and spend
Eb5 C
it on a kettle
G Gm7 G
Rub me rub me up right lovely
Gm7 G
if you lick it then lick it battery
Gm7 D Bb5 Eb5 C
good and properly all night if you want
G D Fsus2 Cadd9 G D
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Fsus2 Cadd9 G D
I need for you to love me so much
Fsus2 Cadd9 A
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush?
Bb
Just get the old fella and whack it up
A
against her tush.
G G7 G G7 G G7 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C
How Peculiar
G Gm7 G Gm7
Bend your long legs against the sofa
G Gm7 D Bb5 Eb5 C
in the Dorchester, you can get your all bran.
I'm not into hard sports.
G D Fsus2 Cadd9 G D
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Fsus2 Cadd9 G D
Jesus all the things my head is going through
Fsus2 Cadd9 A
God what am I gonna do with this crush?
Bb
Just whack the old man out and get it up
A
against her tush.
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How Peculiar
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Jesus what am I to do man I am a depressed man
Gm7 D Bb5 Eb5 C
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
D
How Peculiar.
G C/G
I am all of the above man I have what
G C/G
you want man if you want me here I am
G
Come an get it baby, oh!