Intro: Em – Em7 – Em6 4x E / Canned laughter for applause Cmaj7/E Dsus2/E You've opened doors E / In and out of their wives Cmaj7/E Dsus2/E In and out of your smalls Pre: A Am7 It's not a BAFTA you're after C#m7 F#7 You want a million dollar lay Em / Bm / G By all means Cmaj7 / Necessary you B7sus4 B Will get your way Am Am7/G D7/F# It all seems so easy G / But so are you B7 Em That's what I've heard them say (Em) – Em7 – Em6 2x E All the make-up that you wear Cmaj7/E Dsus2/E Can't hide the flaws E Your work in charity Cmaj7/E Dsus2/E For your own cause Pre: A Am7 You won't be dating a teacher C#m7 F#7 You'd rather shag a manic street preacher Em / Bm / G By all means Cmaj7 / Necessary you B7sus4 B Will get your way Am Am7/G D7/F# It all seems so easy G / But so are you B7 Em7 That's what I've heard them say Inter: A7 (Sex with a stranger) Em7 You've been laid in a manger A7 (And you think he's your saviour) Dm7 Will he leave his pager G7 (You could be his daughter) Dm7 Look what he's bought ya B7 (But the money won't change ya) Em7 Of that there's no danger A7 (Now your life's gettin' darker) Em7 It's you that they're after A7 (Fifteen minutes a martyr) Dm7 Blame it on your father G7 (That dress nearly fits ya) Dm7 Girl what's posses - sed you B7 (Can we please take your pi - cture) Em Bm G You know they'll for - get ya – ee – ooo Cmaj7 B7sus4 B Oohoo oo oo oooh yea - ah Am Am7/G D7 It all seems so easy G / But so are you B7 Em That's what I've heard them say A7 – Cmaj7 – B7sus4 – B Outro: Em A7 By all means Cmaj7 Necessary you B Will get your way Em A7 By all means Cmaj7 Necessary you B Will get your way Em A7 By all means Cmaj7 Necessary you B Will get your way Em You don't get your way A7 By giving it away Cmaj7 You don't get your way (start fading) B By giving it away Em You don't get your way A7 By giving it away Cmaj7 You don't get your way B By giving it away