verse 1
N.C.
Lady, I
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Have been told that you only date nice guys
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Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
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Your ass just hit pay dirt
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I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
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Here's a rose bouquet
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I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
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Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
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While also flying kites
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And make love inside a rainbow through the night
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Then after sex I'll cry
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Cry
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And also before sex I'll cry
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Cry
BRIDGE
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(Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient
paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly)
verse 2
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Watch a film with me
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I love boring romantic co_me____dies
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Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
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Any movie we see
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Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
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Now it's almost dawn
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I can communicate with newborn fawns
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Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
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That will melt off your pants
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Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
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And during sex I'll cry____ (thinking about sex makes me)
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Cry__(Even when I use a sextant I)
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Cry______ (They measure angles)
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Cry
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(Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking
about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly
tilted.)