Dragon Slayer Chords

  			Am 
This guy plays football 
      F                  G 
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself 
Am 
This guy is a weightlifter 
          F               G 
But I can bench an entire continental shelf 
Am 
That dude is a scientist 
      F                 G 
But I already cured all diseases last week 
Am 
And if that's not enough lemme ask 
             F                                     G 
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast? 


F        C                G 
Oh yeah, I will rock your world 
            Am 
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl! 
F       C             G 
I shall now expose my chest 
Am 
Don't act like you're not impressed 
F            C               G 
How hard did I just seal the deal 
Am                    A# 
With my dragon slayer steel 

Do you feel all my sexy appeal 
       F                    E 
And my story that's so very totally real 


Am 
I rode up to the mountaintop 
F                                   G 
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air 
Am 
Til I found the Dragon's cave 
      F                          G 
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears 
Am 
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell 
       F                             G 
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch 
Am 
Then I swung my horse like a club 
       F                                 G 
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun 
 

F        C              G 
Oh yeah, you are now in love 
             Am 
With both my dragon slaying nuts 
F          C                G 
I killed a demon with these hands 
      G 
Did I say I'm also in a band? 
F       C                  G 
In case you might need more proof 
              Am              A# 
I brought the dragon right to you 

Ooh! it's the one that I slew 
      F                       E 
He'll attest that my story is totally true. 
Am 
Dragon dance! 

Am     F 
I am a dragon! 
         G                              E 
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit 


F          C             G 
Girl let's go back to my place 
                      Am 
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space 
F       C                   G 
Can you guess what's coming next? 
         Am 
Here's a hIntro: I'm talking about sex 
F           C                G 
This is the best day of your life 
             Am            A# 
You'll be my dragon slayer wife 

All right! Now it's time to decide 
            F                          E 
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?