If We Were Gay chords

Ninja Sex Party

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Simplify chords 

  			Intro 
Bbm G# Db Eb 
Bbm G# Db F# 
Bbm G# Db Eb 
F# Db G# F 

  Bbm               G# 
A newborn deer runs through a field 
  Db                   Eb 
A rainbow shines from heaven 
  Bbm                  G#            Db 
A child's smile lights up the room 
                       F# 
As Brian blows a dude 

  Bbm                 G# 
A star shoots in from outer space 
  Db               Eb 
A puppy licks its mother 
  F#              Db                  G# 
A ray of sunlight through the trees 
                       F 
As Brian licks a sack 

Bbm               G# 
There would be no sadness 
   Db             Eb 
If we were super gay 
     Bbm           G# 
Just unicorns and magic 
   Db             F# 
If we were super gay 

Bbm                G# 
We would all be flying 
     Db              Eb 
On a tasteful pink duvet 
           F#       Db 
But mostly Brian 
                G#     F   
(Woah-oh, woah-oh) 

Mostly Brian's gay 

Bbm      G#                 Db 
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay) 
            Eb              Bbm 
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh 
                 G#          Db              F# 
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck 

Bbm                                             G#                                              Db 
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,  
                                          Eb 
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS! 

Bbm                                             G#                                              Db 
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,  
                                          F# 
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls! 

Bbm                                     G# 
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick 
Db                                          Eb 
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls! 
             Bbm                              G# 
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!