Intro: Dm
verse 1
Dm G
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
F G
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Dm G
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
A
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Dm G
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
F G
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Dm G
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
A Bm
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
Bm A Em
(Hey! Hey!) That's how we're livin'
G A Bm
Welcome to Attitude City
D G
(Hey! Hey!) No fucks are given
A Bm
When you're in Attitude City
A Em
(Hey! Hey!) You made the right decision
G A Bb
If your goal was to learn how to rock
F
Now sit back as I walk you though
Asus A
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
verse 2
Dm G
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
F G
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat
Dm G
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
A
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Dm G
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
F G
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Dm G
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
A Bm
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Bm A Em
(Hey! Hey!) No one can faze me!
G A Bm
When I'm in Attitude City
D G
(Hey! Hey!) This shit gets crazy
A Bm
Daily in Attitude City
A Em G A
(Hey! Hey!) My rock is fuckin' tasty... but here come some tough
Bb F
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
Asus A
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Acoustic breakdown
|Dm---C---|Bb-----C-|Dm---C---|Bb---Am-C-|
(Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you.)
Dm C
Oh what a lovely spring day
Bb C
For you to visit our cit-tay
Dm C
Here are some tasty gumdrops
Bb Am C
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Dm C
Do come again with your thugs
Bb C
But only if you like bro hugs
Eb Bb
Here's my wallet, have a nice
|Db--Ab--Eb-|----G---|
Day!
Bm A Em
(Hey! That's right!) We are the masters
G A Bm
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
D G
(Hey! We're much) Harder and faster
A Bm
Than you in Attitude City
A Em
(Hey! We are) nightmare disasters!
G A Bb F
For anyone who shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
Asus A
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
Outro
Dm G
Rock fuck! (Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...)
Dm C Dm
Rock fuck! (Sorry again.)