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Started out just drinking beer
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I didn't know how or why or what I was doing there
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Just a couple more made me feel a little better
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Believe me when I tell you it was nothing to do with the letter
GUITAR BREAK:
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Ran right out of beer, I took a look into the larder
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No bones nothing I'd better go and get something harder
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Back in a flash I started on a dash of Jamaica Rum
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Me and Pat Malone, drinking on our own
CHORUS:
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Oh, the nips are getting bigger
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Oh yeah, the nips are getting bigger
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Oh, the nips are getting bigger
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Yeah, they're getting bigger
REPEAT GUITAR BREAK
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Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doing to my brain
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Doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doing it again
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Wiping out brain cells by the million but I don't care
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Doesn't worry me even though I ain't got a lot to spare
REPEAT CHORUS
REPEAT GUITAR BREAK
(End by repeating first three power chords from guitar break)