Transcribed by Justin Watson, [email protected] Any comments, correspondence, criticisms or corrections welcome. ||:F#///|B/F#/|F#///|B/F#/:|| F# Santa Claus is drinking beer B_____________F# Trying not to worry F# Hearing things he doesn't want to hear B_______________F#_______E Cause he's in a hurry to say goodbye ___________F# To say goodbye F# Santa Claus is drinking gin B_____________F# Trying not to worry F# Stops himself from listening in B_______________F#_______E Cause he's in a hurry to say goodbye ___________F# To say goodbye CHORUS _____C#______F# Apocalypso - its a special dance _____B_______F#__________________C# Apocalypso - tell me why they're trying to wipe the E_________________B Smile off Santa's face White sheets and bright lights in the sky Shining through his window Santa Claus is wondering why There's nothing on his radio - it must be time To say goodbye Repeat CHORUS Repeat VERSE 1 Repeat CHORUS F#________________________________B F# Tell me why they're trying to wipe F#__________________________________B___F# Trying to wipe the smile of Santa's face F#__________________________________B_______________F# Wipe the smile off Santa's face and burning off his beard F#__________________________________B______________F# Blow the roof off Santa's house and drying all his tears Blow that smile off Santa's face and burning off his beard Blow the roof off santa's house and drying all his tears