D WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE G A OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT FINE D CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT D YES YOU'RE AN A......S-S-H-O-L-E G A AND DON'T YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME YOU DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT D YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT D YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE YESTERDAY G A YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT AND I'VE GOT A FEELIN' D YOU'LL BE AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LEAD D G A D G A D A AND I WAS TALKIN' TO YOUR MOTHER G A JUST THE OTHER NIGHT I TOLD HER I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE D SHE YES I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT D AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES G A CAUSE YOU'VE KNOWN THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME D YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE FOR A WIFE D Were you born an asshole? G D Or did you work at it your whole life? A D Either way it worked out fine G A7 D cause you're an aaaass hole tonight.