Intro: D Dsus2 D G A D Nibblin' on sponge cake, Watchin' the sun bake A All of you parrotheads covered with oil, Strummin' my six-string On my front porch swing— D Smell those shrimp, hey, they're beginnin' to boil. (Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble) G A D Wasted away again in Margaritaville, G A D Searching for my lost shaker of salt. (Salt! Salt! Salt!) G A D A G Some people claim that there's a woman to blame D And I know this is somebody's fault. D I don't know the reason I stayed here all season A With nothin' to show but that brand new tattoo, But it's a real beauty I think she might be a mexican cutie D How it got here I haven't a clue. Chorus Instrumental - D A G A D A G A D D Old men in tank tops Cruising the gift shops, A Checkin' out chiquitas down by the shore. They dream about weight loss, Wish they could be their own boss D Those three day vacations become such a bore/ Chorus D I blew out my flip-flop, Stepped on a pop-top, A I broke my leg twice, had to limp on back home, But there's booze in the blender And soon it will render D That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. (Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!) G A D Wasted away again in Margaritaville, G A D Searching for my lost shaker of salt. (Where's the salt? Where's the goddam salt?!) G D A G Some people claim that there's a woman to blame D But I know it's my own damn fault . G A D A G Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. D I know It's my own damn fault.