Cap II Fret
This (G) modern (C) age we (G) live in
It's (C) hard to figure out
Is any(G)body (C) out there (G) talkin
Has a (D) clue what they're (G) talking a(D)bout
There's (G) twisted trends and psychic friends and (C) tabloid UFOs
The wisest man with the (G) best laid plans might
(D) still say (D7) I don't (G) know
What do (D) you think? I say well....
They (C) must not be that different
The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground
(C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found
Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they
got it (Em) down
The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in
the (G) ground
(G) Politics and OJ, Every(C)body's heard e(G)nough
(C) But no amount of (G) talking can change a (C) mind that's been made (D) up
We got (G) Presidential pillow talk, they (C) know just what to (G) say
(C) Whatever side you're on, one thing's for (D) certain either (G) way
They (C) must not be that different
The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground
(C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found
Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they
got it (Em) down
The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in
the (G) ground
In the (F#) morning paper, in the (B) evening news
It (F#) seems so easy to (B) tell
When the (E) Lord looks down on the (A) things we do
He (G) might get angry and he might say (E) well
They (D) must not be that (A) different
Solo
(D) Life rewards the (A) ones who try un(E)til they got it (F#m) down
The (D) difference be(A)tween the (E) ass the hole,
(D) (A) Yeah their (E) ass and a (D) hole (A)
The (E) ass and the hole in the (A) ground