Verse: 1 D G C G C G Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near D G C G C G He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years C7 G G/F# Em He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns D G C G C G He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun Verse: 2 D G C G C G He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow D G C G C G Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows C7 G G/F# Em Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams F A break from his wife, his half frozen life D The elves and that damn reindeer team G G C D G Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum G C D G Santa's run off to the Caribbean G C D G He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun G G C D G Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum Interlude G C G C G G C G C D G Verse: 3 D G C G C G Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good D G C G C G He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood C7 G G/F# Em Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan F D Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand G G C D G Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum G C D G Santa's run off to the Caribbean G C D G Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums G G C D G Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum Bridge |C |C |Bm |Bm |Am |F |G |G |C |C |Bm |Bm |Am |F |D |D G G C D G Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum G C D G Santa's run off to the Caribbean G C D G Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums G G C D G Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum G G C D G Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum G C D G Santa's run off to the Caribbean G C D G A week in the tropics and he'll be all right G C D G Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight N.C. (over the drums) G C D G Merry Christmas to all, and to all... good night Outro G C G C G G C G C D G