D
WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE
G A
OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE
EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT FINE
D
CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
D
YES YOU'RE AN A......S-S-H-O-L-E
G A
AND DON'T YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME
YOU DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT
D
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
D
YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE YESTERDAY
G A
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
AND I'VE GOT A FEELIN'
D
YOU'LL BE AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
(LEAD) D G A D G A D
A
AND I WAS TALKIN' TO YOUR MOTHER
G A
JUST THE OTHER NIGHT
I TOLD HER I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE
D
SHE YES I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT
D
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES
G A
CAUSE YOU'VE KNOWN THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME
D
YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE FOR A WIFE
(REPEAT FIRST VERSE)
(I couldn't find Rodney Carrington's....
......but here's Jimmy Buffet's)