Intro/Verse: G Em
G Em
Don't like the way that i look in my own clothes so I wear my wife's when i'm going to town
G Em
You think it's gross when i'm wearing a pantyhose You think i'm sick yeah you call me a clown
G Em
I think i may i think i might have human tonight Don't come to me because i'm coming to you
G Em
I think i may i think i might have you for a bite I'm gonna cook me up some human stew
C D
'cause transvestites can be cannibals too and i'll feel better after i eat you
C D
'cause i hate people when they're not polite They end up on my table and it serves you right
G D Em C
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
G D Em C
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
G D Em C
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
G D Em C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
G Em
i hate the popular people cause i ain't popular
G Em
i hate these words tomorrow cause i'm bipolar
G Em
it's ok to be different unless your all by yourself
G Em
you think your so special but your just like everyone else
C D
i just don't understand the reason why i said
C D
why can't i be a bigger man and walk away
C D
when you tear me down and make me feel like i'm worth nothing
C D
but then again i'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting
G D Em C
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
G D Em C
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
G D Em C
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
G D Em C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
G Em
So you don't like being tied up? Well, i don't like being mean
G Em
You're so shallow-minded you think i'm only what you see
G Em
Take me out of the herd and put out on display in front of your friends
G Em
Not knowing this mistake will lead to your miserable end
C D
I'm rude, I'm ugly, And i'm everything you hate
C D
And i'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate
C D
I don't care for your opinion i don't want your point of view
C D
Tonight i'll have a feast with compliments to you
G D Em C
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
G D Em C
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
G D Em C
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
G D Em C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife