G G F#m Fm Em I am the incredible shrinking man G The longer I live the smaller I stand C G F#m Fm Em I was the irrelevant, misplaced son D G Inconsequential, awkward and undone Verso 1: C Too short for the wishing well C Oh well, you can all just go to hell G B And maybe today C G Things will go my way B 'cause it all seems cruel C G When you're made to play the fool B Why ask why C G After all, we die Ebm Must seem like you're always gone D G Eb D G In a world where you don't belong G C G F#m Fm Em I am the incredible melting man D G Becoming nothing as long as I can C G F#m Fm Em I'll be a puddle by the end of the day D G Wasn't much of a person anyway Verso 2: C Too late for the dinner bell C Oh well, you can all just go to hell G B And maybe today C G Things will go my way B 'cause it all seems cruel C G When you're made to play the fool B Why ask why C G After all, we die Ebm Must seem like you're always gone D G In a world where you don't belong Solo G G F#m Fm Em D G G F#m Fm Em D G Ponte: G F#m Fm Em It'd be fine I'd be having a ball D G Don't give me grief G F#m Fm Em It could happen to you each and all D G But I need relief G F#m Fm Em I hurt you 'cause my mind is mush D G That's my excuse G F#m Fm Em I'm the widow hiding in the bush D C And I'm on the loose C I'm a tiny, tiny angry man D G Hurting all the people that I can G C G I am the incredibly wasted man Em D Thought I had a promise G Thought there was a plan C G I am the incredulous thinking fuck Em D G I threw away my time and I'm out of luck Solo C G Em D G G C G Em D G Outro N.C It was as if my body had ceased to exist N.C There was no hunger N.C No longer the terrible fear of shrinking