C
There's something happening on the internet
F G
and I don't really get it.
C
Once again I have to say I'm not into that
F G
but I'm sure that I'll regret it,
F C F C
cause I know thousands of people never cared about anything more.
F C F C
They spent the last 6 months making tumblers, fanpics and bulletin boards.
F G C
And I think all that excitement is great,
F G
but when they ask I have no choice.
C G
I still have to say,
C Am
that I don't have a favorite pony,
F G
cause I've never seen that show
C Am
that I don't have a favorite pony,
F G
cause I'm 31 years old,
F G
that I don't have a favorite pony,
C Am
cause I'm a self respecting dude,
C F
and I don't have a favorite pony
D C
cause I just can't choose.
C F G
Dash the Pegasus has rainbow hair and the cutest cutie mark,
C F D G
and Apple Jack is the strongest mare, always working so hard,
F C F C F
and Flutter Shy has totally got that Marilyn vibe goin on but when it comes
C F C
to the beauty prize oh Rarity's already won,
F G C
and Pinky Pies excitement could fuel a jet plan,
F G C G
but Twilights the nerdyest and that goes a long way.
C Am
that I don't have a favorite pony,
F G
cause I've never seen that show
C Am
that I don't have a favorite pony,
F G
cause I'm 31 years old,
F G
that I don't have a favorite pony,
C Am
cause I'm a self respecting dude,
C F
and I don't have a favorite pony
G C
cause I just can't choose.
C
Well my goal is to make this into a better planet
F G
and I don't take that lightly.
C F G
I should be working my butt off all day damn it and with any luck I might
be.
F C F C
But it's equally probable that instead of changing the world
F C F C
I've spent the last 6 hours watching a cartoon made for little girls.
F G C
Yeah, battles in the real world are so complexly won,
F G
it's all so much simpler in Equestria,
C Am
but I don't have a favorite pony
F G
and I don't even know
C Am C G
and I've spent the whole day trying to pick by watchin all episodes,
F (once)
I don't have a favorite pony
cause I'm a self respecting guy
C Am F D
and I don't have a favorite pony cause I,
F C
I like spike.