verse 1
C G F
The day that you died was a good day.
C G F
You said that it was better than Oprah's best birthday.
C G F
But instead of having a wake,
C G F
Lots and lots of people ate blended birthday cake.
Chorus
F C G
So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John.
F C G
You should be proud of the awards you won.
C G F
Though silver is not as good as gold.
D C G
Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
verse 2
C G F
Well you started out obsessed with Ze Frank and lonelygirl.
C G F
But then you decided to jump into their world.
C G F
And somehow you dragged your brother in it with you,
C G F
and started this thing we call Brotherhood Two.
Chorus
F C G
So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John.
F C G
You should be proud of the awards you won.
C G F
Though silver is not as good as gold.
D C G
Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
verse 3
C G F
Well your eye got infected and it threatened to explode.
C G F
You found yourself a yard that needed to be mowed
C G F
And you got yourself a house, and you got yourself a Wii
C G F
And you and the Yeti had your first anniversary.
Chorus
F C G
So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John.
F C G
You should be proud of the awards you won.
C G F
Though silver is not as good as gold.
D C G
Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
D C G
Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
D C G
Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
OUTRO
D C
Oh my God, you're 30.
G
Years old.