Intro: C G C G C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. D C G No, no, no, no, no more Locomotion D C G No, no, no, no more Dancing In The Street D C G No, no, no, no more Mashed Potato D C G No, no, no more shuffling of the feet. C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. D C G Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut D C G Clench your fists; point your knuckles straight ahead D C G Do your best to look like a teddy bear D C G Then try and pretend to look vertically dead. C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. D C G Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful D C G Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck D C G Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible D C G Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check. C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.