Intro: F F7 F F7 F F7 F F7 verse 1 F I heard you walking down our street Dm Emphatic boots on massive feet Bb Gm C7 Instinctively I knew what would ensue: F I‘d have to strap on my guitar Dm A And tell the people near and far Bb C7 F C7 “I’d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you”. F Dm Swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade Bb Gm C7 Swerving the Checkatrade with you F A My heart is like a hand grenade Dm Bb My head feels like it’s been waylaid Gm C7 F C7 Swerving the Checkatrade with you. verse 2 F I’d followed you for half a mile Dm And in what seemed like quite a while Bb Gm C7 I found a way in which to tell it true: F A Oh, I like a pint, I like a brawl Dm A I like a scone but most of all Bb C7 F C7 I’d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you. F Dm Yeah, swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade Bb Gm C7 So we may get to bill and coo F A I’d weighed up all the pro’s and con’s Dm Bb Of watching th’under twenty-ones Gm C7 F C7 Swerving the Checkatrade with you. Outro F Oh, let me gaze upon your curves Dm Bb Instead of Ipswich Town reserves Gm C7 F A Swerving the Checkatrade with you…… Gm C7 F A Swerving the Checkatrade with you…… Gm C7 F Swerving the Checkatrade with you.