Intro: D
D Em F D
Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven
Em G F Bb
By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven
A D
During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?
Em F D
Can’t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do
Em G F Bb
Is dial a Weller-gram and he’ll turn up at your show
A
Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage
D A Em G A
And declare your band to be a really good band;
D A Em A
Fine shoes; incredible tunes.
D A Em A
Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,
D A Em A
Flirt with brass and later rue it.
G Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?
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Wouldn’t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,
D A G A D
And ever?
D Em F D
Shit Sellotape, just don’t know where it begins
Em G F Bb
And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side
A
Good quality stationery never comes to my house.
D Em F D
In bed again – can’t be bothered getting up
Em G F Bb
Swing the lead again I’m just waiting for the man
A
From Camelot telling me that I’ve won the Lottery.
D A Em G A
Let’s trash the murder mystery weekend
D A Em A
Let’s stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon
D A Em A
Summertime’s here and I’ve got no hassle
D A Em A
I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.
G Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to call off the barn dance?
G Em A A7 D A G A D A G A D
Wouldn’t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?
Instrumental
D A Em G A D A Em A D A Em A D A Em D
D A D A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D A D A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D A D A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
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Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running.