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Oh darling sugar honey
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When it was nice and sunny
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And when I had some money
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We would go and see Echo And The Bunny men.
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Since I was eight I?ve loved you
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Through garden gates I?ve shoved you
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Then there?s the time I slashed you
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And you had to go to hospital.
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Now you are gone forever
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Shot by your Uncle Trevor
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My story seems so tragic
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Ali Bongo?s good at contortionism.
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Oh he?s much better than David Nixon ever was
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Woh oh oh oo-ooh.
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Slowly I picked my life up
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Now I go and pick the wife up
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She works at Marks & Spencer?s
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La la la Lech Walesas.
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When Cupid threw her last dart
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You girl were still in my heart
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I love you more than ever
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Even though I married Trevor.