Intro: G D (x4) G Verse D G D G I have no shire horse to pull my narrowboat. D G D G I’ll go and see the carpenter, see what he suggests. D G D G “Have you tried Tik and Tok; the robotic dance pair? D G They’re not enthusiasts C A But of course the law is on your side”. D Am D Singing a song, just singing a song. G D A When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass G D A No more strawberry jam for the Guild. G D A Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on, G D Am G “Hey I would love to have a go at that?” Verse D G D G Stromsgodset Under-Fives did the offy by us. D G D G I spoke to farmer Coombes, had other things on his mind: D G D G “Them Massey Fergusons rub me up the wrong way D G And have you seen my son? C A Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round”. D Am D Singing a song, just singing a song. G D A When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass G D A No more strawberry jam for the Guild. G D A Will there still be in the back pages G D Am D Am D Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt? Outro G D G D Singing a song, singing a song G D G D Singing a song, singing a song G D G D Singing a song, singing a song G D G D Singing a song, singing a song G D G D Singing a song, singing a song G D Singing a song……