E
Keeper you've just made a decent save
So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave?
A
Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid
E
Especially when they haven't done much wrong.
B A E
Please cease the trait.
Thank you to whoever found my purse
Also when I fell, the passing nurse
A
And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon
E
Chartist demonstrators in the square.
B A E B A E
Those on the ward, yours much restored.
I disagree entirely with your choice
Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice
A
I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens
E
A nice day out but best to take a flask.
B A E B A E
Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say
B A E B A E
The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you.
Sewage farm an absolute disgrace
Picnic table somewhat out of place
A
Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order
E
And there's too much chlorine in the pool.
B A E B A E
Thirteen across - where was the clue?
B A E B A E
Bird on the wire - Len, you're the dogs.