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Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me
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Reckon I know why she thinks this way:
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It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys
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And my gait is strange - so they say.
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Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case
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And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun
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But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys
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And your gait is strange - so they say.
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And when I swear it's in a mellow way
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Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
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To Point of Ayr I like to get away
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And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.
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Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel
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Omni stacked tenfold under the bed
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In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward
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I will rule the world playing Risk.
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I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth
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Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet
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And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys
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And my gait is strange - so they say.
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And when I swear it's in a mellow way
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Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
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To Point of Ayr I like to get away
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And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.
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