(Intro) C Am F G, C Am G (x5)
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My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
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What am I supposed to do?
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I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
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I haven’t even got a canoe.
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I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
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I went to hell on a red skidoo
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I did the Shake’n’Vac and broke my fucking back
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And now my library books are nine weeks overdue.
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Knock, knock, who’s there?
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The patron saint of Llandudno
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The patron saint of Llandudno who?
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Tony Bastable.
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You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours
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And I’ll be in heaven before you
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I love you because you
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Look like Jim Reeves.
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