D
Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more
G C G
And I'll more than likely kill you
D G
Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan
D
Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat
G C G
Or are you just pleased to see me?
D G
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.
A D
And all those people who you romantically
A D
Like to still believe are alive are dead
A D
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
A D
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.
D
God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake
G C G
But then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven
D G
Or maybe you would 'cos their adverts promote oral sex
D G C G
A Romany bint in a field with her paints suggesting we faint at her beauty
D G
But she's got Dickie Davies eyes.
A D
And all those people who you romantically
A D
Like to still believe are alive are dead
A D
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
A D
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.
A D
And all those people who you romantically
A G D
like to still believe are alive are dead
A D
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
A D
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.