Intro C, G, Am, F, C, G, Em, F, G. C G Heard it all before, don't want to hear no more about it Am Chewing gum is aggravating me F And climbing walls don't suit me C G Well I'm used to smoking 20 before lunchtime Em F G I don't get up til 10 - what a drag, what a drag C G What a 2 & 8 I'm in today, filling up the ashtray A In the mind there's no doubt about it F 's best if I don't go out C G Cos I'd substitute my patches for a box of Em F G C Safety matches and a fag. What a drag, what a drag, what a drag. Heard it all before no need to tell me anymore About the government health warnings I'm still craving in the mornings You could paper walls with what I cough up In the early hours now and then What a drag, what a drag Extra strong and ultra low I've tried them all so I should know That nothing beats a pack of 20 fags They say I won't see 45 but at the moment I'm alive Looking forward to another shag and a fag What a drag. C, G, Am, F, C, G, Em, F, G End on C