verse 1 G5 C5 I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin G5 D5 'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in G5 He's got no trouble with the fillies C5 Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis G5 D5 G5 C5 I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin verse 2 G5 C5 I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin G5 D5 'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in G5 If I could pull like him I would C5 But I just end up pulling my pud G5 D5 G5 I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin