C B Your parents don't like me. Your sister keeps bitchin'. Am G And you mother says I'm not worth nothing. F G C "What are you doing with a loser like him?" C B Your friends can't stand me. They say I'm trash. Am G They say turn around and don't look back. F G C "What are you doing with a loser like him?" F G F G C Am Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She broke my heart and had me addicted to NyQuil. F G c Am To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I'd quit playing songs in shithole bars. F G C Am I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars. F G C Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool. C B Driving by your house. I see the light off in your room. Am G I can almost see your face, almost smell your perfume. F G C "Oh where, where are you tonight?" C B So I drive down to the bar. Well I ordered Gin and Squirt. Am G I told the waitress our story. She said "You are too pretty to be hurt." F G C And she gave me her telephone number. F G F G C Am Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She broke my heart and had me addicted to NyQuil. F G c Am To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I'd quit playing songs in shithole bars. F G C Am I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars. F G C Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.