INTRO D A D A VERSE D A Cigarettes and Heroin are my only friends Bm G Now I?m in a sanitarium wearing depends D A Done a lot of damage but I feel ok Bm G The Thorazine I take it makes the monsters go away G/F# G G/F# G G/F# G G/F# And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, G A Bm You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" D A Oh yeah, well alright! D G You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night D A Oh yeah, well alright! D G You know I?d break out but I?m too weak to fight D A D Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright VERSE D A These therapy sessions they get oh so sad Bm G Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad D A She never knew why, oh now its clear Bm G Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here G/F# G G/F# G G/F# G G/F# And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, G A Bm You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" Chorus VERSE D A We have 12 step meetings, and boy, they're fun Bm G We drink coffee, and smoke cigarettes, I wish we had guns D A An hour outside, it's like a vacation Bm G It?s like a fucking prison, but we get medication G/F# G G/F# G G/F# G G/F# And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, G A Bm You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" Chorus D A D Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright