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D G A D
You're kinda like a moped, fun to ride around
D D A D
But if my friends should catch me, then I'd never live it down
D G A D
Cause you jiggle when you giggle, those crossed eyes I just don't mind
D G A D
If no one ever finds us out then that would be just fine
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D G A D
And if I get real drunk I may call you in the night.
D G A D
Park your car around the corner to keep it out of sight.
D G A D
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss
G A D
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.
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D G A D
Now I've tried to get my room just as dark as it could be
D D A D
Cause I know I'd never call you if I thought I had to see.
D G A D
And I'd appreciate it kindly if you'd leave before the sun
D G A D
Cause I know where the lights are burning our relationship is done.
D G A D
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss
G A D
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.
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D G A D
Well I've been calling all my beauties from 2 o clock till 3.
D D A D
Expect a call at 3:15 if none of those are free.
D G A D
Now when that phone starts ringing you best be on the move
D G A D
Cause I know if I'm calling I've been drinking 90 proof.
D G A D
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss
G A D
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.