verse 1 G C I don’t wanna remember tonight when I wake up tomorrow G D I’m tired of walking these lonely streets of heartache and sorrow G C They say luck is for losers and winners don’t complain G D G So don’t be standing on the tracks ‘cause I’m too drunk to stop this train C G Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass G A7 D There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass G C A7 When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail G D G And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell verse 2 G C I hope I catch you in the street when I’m at the wheel G D There’s no way our love was as strong as the hate I feel G C They say, everything ends badly or else it never ends G D G So when I get through with your sister, I’m gonna sleep with all your friends C G Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass G A7 D There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass G C A7 When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail G D G And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell verse 3 G C She tried to sell me some crap about freedom G D A woman who knows what she’s looking for G D G So I hacked into her Facebook and changed her status to, “I’m a whore” C G Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass G A7 D There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass G C A7 When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail G D G And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell G D G Yea I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell