Intro Em - Cadd9 - G - D Verse Em Cadd9 G D If god had long hair and a goatee Em C And if his eyes were pretty glazed G D If he looked spaced out Em Cadd9 G D Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had Em Cadd9 G D an eye infection? Cadd9 G D And yeah yeah god looks baked Cadd9 G D Yeah yeah god smells good Cadd9 D Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Em Cadd9 G D What if god smoked cannabis? Em Cadd9 G D Hit the bong like some of us Em Cadd9 Drove a tie-dyed microbus G D And he subscribes to rolling stone Verse Em Cadd9 G D If god made this place, in the beginning Em C Did he plant any seeds? G D Em Cadd9 G Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve D Em So they’d be hungry for the apple Cadd9 Em D That the snake was always offering Cadd9 G D And yeah yeah god rolls great Cadd9 G D Yeah yeah god smells good Cadd9 D Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Em Cadd9 G D What if god smoked cannabis? Em Cadd9 G D Do you suppose he had a buzz? Em Cadd9 When he made the platypus G D Em C When he created earth our home G D Em Cadd9 G Does he like pearl jam or the stones? D Em Cadd9 G And do you think he rolls his own D C Up there in heaven on the throne C And when the saints go marching home C Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.