verse 1 C G There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is F C But it’s been there all night long. G Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night F G But he never came and it don’t seem right C G That there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t make a sound F G C But I wish you a merry Christmas. verse 2 C G There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is F C But it’s been there all week long. G Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue F G And I don’t know what we’re gonna do C G ‘Cause there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t move around F G C And it’s been a week since Christmas. verse 3 C G There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is F C But it’s been there all month long. G Well, it’s jammed up tight above the fireplace F G And the house smells funny, such a big disgrace C G That there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t talk at all F G C And it’s been there since last Christmas. verse 4 C G There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is F C But it’s been there all year long. G I’ll be waiting up for Santa like I did last year, F G But my brother says he’s already here C G And he’s stuck up in the chimney and he doesn’t say a word F G C And he’ll be there every Christmas G F C And we’ll have him every Christmas!